where i belong
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
Working on my paper is hard on both of us.
Off topic depending where you’re seeing this, but I need your help! I’m trying to win a wheelchair! Tiphany from Push Girls is giving hers away. I need you guys who have IG to please leave a comment under her pic of the chair she’s giving away (she is TiphanyAdams on IG) and tell her to pick me! My chair is 7 years old and destroyed! My name on IG is Marissa11586 please put that under her pic. Thank you so much!
Read this shit loloh my gufkcing goisdflkja
That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.
He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.