what if the place where bamon ends up is an AU where bonnie is a vampire and damon is a witch.
'hey bonnie, watch this!'
'nOt NOW DAMON IM KINDA FREAKIN OUT????'
'okay but i can make this squirrel do the moonwalk'
'FUCK YOU I HAVE FANGS'
damon: /levitates off the ground
'on a scale of 1 to caroline during the tvd pilot, how jEALOUS R U, BONNIE?'
'i will rip your fucking throat out'
damon: /soaring through the air
'YAW GONE MAKE ME UNLEASH THE FALCON'
'dAmON I S2G'
"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."
Cause @mikaela_maemae loves me 😏😂😘
In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting
I don’t even ship it and this is awesome
white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste